Impossible is nothing.

-Anything’s possible.
-Well, not everything is possible.
-No, not everything, but a lot of things are.
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Value

"If a girl goes around and sleeps with everyone, it's not nice[...]for everyone"
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New offices

After having moved to a new office space:
-How do you like your new office?
-It's different.
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Love

"Love is a meaning in different facets. I love my wife in different ways, for example by telling her 'don’t do this, don’t do that' "
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Today's news

-You know I never understand how people cry at concerts, you know?
-They're very emotional I find.
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Precision

-On a scale from 1 to 10, how happy are you that I work with you?
-Overall, 9.3
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Dilemna

-Which would you choose between:
1-your wife being with you and thinking about someone else
2-her being with someone else and thinking about you.
-Well, I would choose the first, because I would confront her, and she will be so impressed that I know what she's thinking that she'll forget the other guy.
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Discussing the Outdoors

"I once went with my friend in the woods to pick mushrooms, he's Italian so he knows a lot about mushroom picking"
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Beard

Following 3 days during which he was trying to grow a beard.

-Why did you shave? I thought we had a deal!
-It was itching me a lot
-Where?
-Around the beard area.
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